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Hey SANTA, if you’re going to walk on water

I’m starting to think the we got a dud. Is our Elf on the Shelf the only one that’s this bad or does everyone else just fail to catch theirs at its daytime antics. I really don’t think our kids are going to get anything for Christmas because we have to lock FREDelvin up every evening in the Crate with Bella the Abominable Snow Maltese so he cant harass us while we sleep and he doesn’t even get to go back to the North Pole to report to Santa. This thing is getting out of control.

We are going to need an Exorcism

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BACK OFF or your face is gonna look like this guys

I'll never tell you where I buried Smurfette

Its Electric, Boogey Woogey

Aint no jail can hold me and the Abononimal Snow Maltese

Spiking the Wee Ones Juice

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About whitebreadlife

Uncompensated Music Critic, Roller of the Bologna and Two Ears and an Opinion. I have successfully spawned on 3 Occasions. Set out in the cold to die, I live amongst the stars.

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